Wands & Wings & Shiny Things

10pointsfordumbledore:

retro-narwal:

obi-wan-cannoli:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

azphyxiation:

Reblog if you get it. *snicker*

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it saddens me as to how little notes this has hahahaaa

As long as we’re being snooty…

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5 months ago 270 notes

How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties

de-liberation:

fuckyeahlost:

Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time

2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Charlie:
1. Not Penny’s Sandwich

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

5 months ago 3,714 notes

keepcalmandmarchpiccolo:

a-muscle-cramp—-in-your-pants:

didnt-even-say:

pimpinhoes65:

Your ghetto name- clipped by i’m so magical (clipped to polyvore.com)

taeeshala
this is wonderful

kilagurlkaynaquakaynay…how does one pronounce that..?

Ninayquanami. I like it.

Laeeobamaobamami? er…

5 months ago 90 notes

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5 months ago 34,955 notes

ProudR/HrShipper: A poll on St. Nick's...

usapotterfan:

Do/did you get candy, etc. in a Christmas stocking on December 6 each year? I live in Wisconsin and I knew the tradition was originally from another country, but I assumed all of America did it, like with Santa Claus. Now it’s coming to my attention that it’s mostly due to the…

It’s probably not done nationally because no companies have turned it into a commercial holiday or seen the opportunity to make money out of it. My family just does stockings at Christmas. And we always have a ‘Happy Birthday Jesus’ cake as per our family’s tradition, and we also sing happy birthday to Him as well.